Senator Fatima Payman Delivers New Skibidi Speech in Parliament
Almost a year after she is said to have broken the record for new words entered into Hansard, WA's only independent Senator, Fatima Payman, has delivered a new Skibidi speech to Parliament.
This time, she branded the Prime Minister as rizless, auraless and unc, and is particularly tweaking about AI safety.
Here is a transcript:
A year ago this month, I addressed the chamber in a speech much like this one.
I sought to raise issues that were affecting young Australians in a language they were familiar with.
I’ve come back to the Senate to once again argue for the views of Gen zed and gen alpha. So, with that said...
To the Sigmas of Australia! The goofy ahh government is still capping, but is anyone surprised? When a rizzless, auraless, unc Prime Minister is running the show, a chopped government is what follows.
It seems like every other day, they’re asking “Twin, can I borrow a dollar? Twin?”
It’s so performative, I’m surprised there isn’t a Minister for Labubus or a Parliamentary Secretary for Dubai Chocolate!
One of the issues I’ve been tweaking about lately is AI safety. Australia has the potential to be peak at implementing this technology safely, but at the moment, there’s more AI slop than a Deloitte report.
ICL TS PMO SM. Wilted rose emoji. Whenever the government talk about AI, they tell us about the incredible productivity lift it offers.
@grok is this true?
Like Speed doing a backflip, this attitude is gurt, but only the dangerous part. Our government, like Tung Tung Tung Sahur, needs to wield a big stick.
To all the industry insiders who suggest that AI should be allowed to train on copyrighted material for free, I have only one thing to say. SYDAU!
Some newgens think that what I’m doing is clipfarming, but I’ll keep ragebaiting until they crash out. So, sigmas, keep hopeposting, keep mewing and keep doing it your best, twin. Those who know.
Oh, and...Six Seven!
Contact details:
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